The Original Brutal Beauty

The major blast of snow & 50 mph winds screwed up My original plans.. so, you cornholes get to keep Me happy & entertained. I will be available for calls and cam and since the shitty storm hampered My plans for going out, I shall be updating My amazon & VS wishlists. The addition of fun spring/summertime items will cheer Me up in this last stretch of winter weather.

I will be in NYC again most likely in the middle of March. Those that R/T session regularly when I am in the city, plan accordingly.

One last thing for you dimwits. Everyone knows how much I adore it when fools attempt to entertain Me through their own humiliation. This weekend, the sack of shit that makes Me laugh the most with some ORIGINAL stuff, will get a SURPRISE FROM MOI! Good luck and DON’T DISAPPOINT ME!

Ugh what a week of cold and snow! It’s frigid outside but as usual, I SMOKIN’ HOT! I have been shopping My ass off in NYC. I will be here until Sunday. I think I am going to do some online shopping with My boys today. Perhaps hop on my laptop cam later! I will be accepting calls on NF tonight dumdum’s!

~ Miss Mia

I am not sure why the amount of fucking idiocy even SURPRISES Me anymore, but once again, it was like a moron marathon. Some douche on NF called Me and said he WANTED Me to run around on hardwood floors in heels…and it was at 3:00 am. First of all, ram what you WANT up your ass. Secondly, eat SHIT AND DIE TWICE you useless cunt. I have NO patience for those that haven’t the slightest CLUE as to what I am about. But, just in case you need some special help understanding, make sure you read this thoroughly. If you cannot hold an intelligent conversation….FUCK OFF! If you aren’t able to tribute or you want to do it by your rules, NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE, I MAKE THE RULES! Be upfront and be prepared to show some ambition. The dinks that simply say, ” Whatever you tell me to do.”, can piss off too. To sum it up, EVEN PATHETIC LOSERS NEED TO USE THEIR BRAIN IN ORDER TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED BY ME! Holy shit, I really want to pull someones ballsac up over their head right now.

I am resuming My blogs posts since I FINALLY have more time. Time to relax a bit and have fun with this extra time. What does that mean for you dumdums? Get ready to ENTERTAIN ME!!! I adore when flunky’s line up to humiliate themselves and give Me some fab shit to laugh at! I am bored to death with the same lame-o, repetitive, bullshit that most of you come up with. So, make sure you have something CREATIVE! It’s not like you have anything else in life! HA!

Today I will be busy accepting calls on NF & updating My wishlists. I haven’t tended to them in forever. I am also making plan for NYC in March!! W00T!!!