The Original Brutal Beauty

As I have mentioned previously, I am making alot of updates & changes. If you wish to speak with Me via phone, you may do so by clicking on the CALL ME or the SESSIONS pages.

Once again, Upstate NY is getting bombed with snow. By tomorrow’s end we should have another 2-3 feet…lovely. I think I will stay snuggled up in My nice warm bed with My boyfriend, and yes, he thinks you dumdum’s are pathetic too haha! Speaking of what he thinks, We had some fabulous laughs last weekend at several boys expense. Oh, timmythetool? We received the new hi-def on Monday. The superbowl will be FAB on 60inches of widescreen. For once you did a decent job at pleasing Me. Making you cry was just for funzies!

Ok, it’s late and I am tired as hell. Piss off and check for updates later today.

Yep.. that’s what I said. Greendot is My fave way of getting GREENBACKS baby! It’s easy for you boys that have a need for ” discretion” aka… skeevy pervs, closet fags w/ wives, and just plain ol’ freakshows. So… YAY… time to spoil Me and KEEP ME HAPPY!

Join a fun little competition I have created. I have aptly named it ” The Biggest Flunky” I have to give My BFF, Miss Storm, the credit for the name. She’s used the term flunky forever…and I have to admit..it’s just so fucking PERFECT! Want to join the competition as the ” Biggest Flunky” ? Message Me or email Me.. and I will send you the link to hear what this competition is as well as the rules & regs!

p.s. you plumsmugglers should get Miss Storm a prezzie for the term flunky! It’s just so much damn fun!

I am back from My salon & I ADORE My new hair!!! I am accepting NF calls this evening, so some of you that have been hounding Me about WHEN I will be on, get off My ass and call because I am tired of hearing you whine.

Ok.. I have some new positions to fill and anyone that approaches about serving, make DAMN sure you have read My site and understand My demeanor and My way of doing things. If you don’t project your comprehension of these things during contact, expect to be told to piss off.

1. I have interest in finding a fairly LOCAL R/T sub to do contractor/carpentry work. This means, this work isn’t just some ODD JOB hobby you have. REAL SKILLS are required.

2. I am looking for a new shopping boy. I do not want some average ATM money tool for this position. I want someone who has REAL interest in fashion, shopping, etc.

TAH~

I know..I know… it’s hard to improve on perfection of this degree. However, I am ALWAYS working up & working out…being better…stronger. I don’t believe in “AVERAGE”. So, this afternoon I am heading to the salon and getting a totally new, fucking rockstar, hairstyle! That means… expect new pics! Oh, by the way, I see My latest pics on NF have gone over VERY well HA! It’s hard to quit Me isn’t it?

I seriously hate this subzero bullshit we are getting hit with. It’s about 15 below ZERO right now.. not to mention 40 MPH winds. I am not going ANYWHERE until Friday probably. SCREW THIS SHITTY COLD! That means I will be taking alot more calls and have a bit more time to rearrange & rebuild some male grey matter! Speaking of you dumdum’s, many of you serving Me are pretty good & follow My orders well. However, I want you to start being more PROACTIVE! That means don’t wait for Me to tell you to tribute & spoil Me…get your asses in gear and start getting ahead of the game! I also expect to see more ambition with doing some creative tasks and FINDING ways to please Me. It’s about EFFORT, boys!

I was quite bored this later morning and had some live session time with one of My dorks. I have been waiting to put this especially entertaining humiliation on a VERY deserving turd. Today, that turd appeared! There was NO way I was going out in this frigid weather to shovel or any of that shit.. are you JOKING??? So, I had thunderchunky, one of My R/T boys waddle his fat ass over to take care of that crap. He forgot GLOVES! In this cold, how in HELL do you forget gloves?? So, I had to give him a pair. Well, I was NOT a fan of that at ALL..so after he was done doing all the grunt work, he had to build a snowman. Not just ANY snowman, but an anatomically correct snowman. thunderchunky had the extra task of being a human SNOWBLOWER today.. LITERALLY! He had to give good ol’ frosty a humjob in the front yard! HAHAHA.. it was hilarious! What was even better, was when a few friends came by and pelted him with snowballs as he did it. I can’t wait to download the pictures I took haha! I think I am going to make him pay Me to not post them on Myspace! He really irritates Me because not only is he a fat, lazy, useless, bastard… he is a WHINER too! So, I enjoy finding fucked up things for him to do. Maybe tonight I will make him use potato chip clips for nipple clamps! I will be back later for more posting later, choadbuckets. TAH!

HYSTERICAL! Miss Storm sent this funny ass video today ahhaha… GOD I love her !

I was thinking about getting a new laptop but I think until I decide which one I exactly want..I’m not a fan of prepackaged, cookiecutter laptops. I want custom. So, in the meantime, I want one of those little notebooks. I have picked one out….so, the good boy that wants to truly make Me happy today, can message Me and get on the task of ordering it!

We’ve got 3 inches of pure ice last night. It melted today..and now it’s snowing and icing AGAIN & we’re supposed to get another snowstorm. The new VS catalog arrived and I WANT SOME TROPICAL WEATHER!!!

I am accepting calls on NF dumdum’s so you may call.

Ugh! Yes.. another icestorm is hitting upstate NY tonight. Last year in January it was like 60 fucking degrees and now we’ve been hit about five times in the last 6 weeks with major ice or blizzards. Fuck this noise, I wanna hit the beaches & worry about My tan!

I usually don’t check My PO BOX until Wednesday but with the crappy weather coming tonight & tomorrow I decided to brave the bitter cold today. YAY…I am happy I did. brainfart sent some lovely cash in the amount of $500, shoescum sent like six $50 money orders…why the hell didn’t you send ONE for the total amount dumbass? How GD annoying!, and one of My giftcertificate fags sent three different GC’s for Victoria’s Secret, Aldo Shoes, and for the spa I frequent. There was also a new pair of boots from some anonymous admirer, that’s always fun.

I’ve been thinking of doing some fun stuff for My flunky’s to spend on. Can’t get enough of Me? Now you can take your fave addiction with you, no matter where you are. I will text, send pics, & even send some fun vid’s to your cellphone. What could be better than knowing you are under My beautiful foot …ALL THE TIME?!? So, contact Me for the details dumdums. I might be back later tonight.. have some stuff to do. TAH!