The Original Brutal Beauty

I am certainly glad it’s Friday and after the cable dude aka REDNECK MORON gets here, I bet he’s going to be glad it’s Friday too. Yes, I have had these assholes out here 3 times this week to fix something they shouldn’t have had wrong in the FIRST PLACE! However, nooooo… what do they do? They send this douchebag that seriously could be the real life JOE DIRT in to do the job. Seriously, one of the benefits the cable company should offer is unlimited chicklets gum..to use as fake teeth where he’s missing them. Send a WOMAN… the job will get done RIGHT! So, for those of you that are whining about not being able to reach Me on yahoo, call Joe Dirt to tell them you are a big sissy and want to know why they are such fuckups there.

On a happy note.. I have been “e-browsing” and found some stuff I just HAVE TO HAVE! The dress below is one of them… a MUST HAVE NOW dress! Message Me for the details. The dumdum that buys it for Me, will get the full photo set I take in this as well as see Me in it on cam.

Tah~
Princess

I have been digging around online looking for some new sites to shop. Alot of the usual places have become humdrum..so I wanted something refreshing. So, My efforts paid off and I found some fabulous new shoe sites I want My boys to start shopping from. There’s one I consider shoe nirvana… so let’s get in gear!

In other news, I have made a Myspace page. It’s private unless you are added to My friends list. For that to happen you need to send Me an email on Myspace telling Me who you are and why you feel you should be added. In simpleton terms.. no fucking morons allowed. If you want to be added, make sure your email is worth reading or your ass will simply get deleted.

Princess Mia’s Myspace Page

So My scottish slug was online 2 nights ago and I was bored as hell so I figured I would have him get on cam… after he sent Me some monetary compensation for the mental image that gets burned into My head when I have to look at that freako, and let him try and entertain Me. Seeing this tardasaurus looking all…well.. retarded… and the fact he was so eager to please Me, made the little twisted demon in Me come out. I must say that little demon has a perverse sense of humor haha… love it!! So My flunkey gets a shitload of coins out, superglue, qtips, the whole nine yards. I always tell him that it’s his useless tool that costs him so much money. So, since he has donated a small fortune to Me for the punishment and schooling of his new found chastity, he might as well have a visual reminder as to what it costs him to be a fucking jerkoff…. and I wanted the message to be BURNED into his memory..heehee. So, after I let another dumdum view his cam, he began his little..and I do MEAN LITTLE…show with the methodical dipping of coins in the superglue and placing them firmly on his droopy balls. One by one, this turd stuck them on until they were totally covered in coins. Let Me tell you, he must have had $50 on his sac because despite that he’s only in his 30’s, he has gross, saggy, old man balls. Then he stuck the Qtips in his pisshole.. it was only 3 or 4 but between the qtips and the coins… his tardparts looked like a tacky flamingo in a old fart’s yard in florida. It was hysterical. The fun part came after the glue was definately dried. YANKING THEM OFF! HAHA… he ripped them off one by one until he was left with a pile of pube covered change and his balls looked like they were painted by a faggy clown. My other dumdum that I allowed to watch this trainwreck, made a DISGUSTING, but totally HILARIOUS and warped comment about this view. He said this dudes balls looked like a bad combo of old meatloaf and scrambled eggs. I wasn’t sure if I was going to barf or continue laughing. Of course this dude thanked Me for busting his bagpipes and that was that. I always enjoy a good laugh at the expense of the male gender. Good times.

I am still doing a shitload of site updates and I have alot of My wishlists updated. I really want some new super hot jeans.. so message Me and get your ass in gear! I have the other wishlists ready for you to start get crackin’ on.

See ya later dummies!

What a beautiful day in the GAYborhood.. ( that’s a mr. rogers reference, for you doodoo’s that didn’t GET it).. to go shopping and enjoy your cashola. As I said previously, I have been in this uber-creative mood lately. I am remodeling My current site, ( you’ll notice some changes later today), but I am also going to be cranking out a new site very shortly. I got most of it done this weekend. One thing that you will notice is it’s set up is a bit different than My current site. I will have a password protected members area and some new features like page dedicated to those that want to do special entertaining tasks for Me. All tasks will have full details & instructions via a pay per view area. Oh.. almost forgot to mention the new photos & galleries… that you will EARN seeing. No leeching you worthless parasites.

I enjoyed a very lovely spa day yesterday. A facial, hot stone massage, manicure & pedicure. I adore a sexy pink pedi! I also did some looking around for new furniture and painting supplies. I want to do some redecorating. So when I post some new wishlist items, get your asses in gear. One thing I looking for is something for a new project I am working on for R/T slaves. I want a Lush..posh pink soft chair. I am going to begin the Pink Chair Confessionals soon. I wish I had thought of this devilishly fabulous idea a long time ago.

Tah~
Princess Mia

Hi, you useless cranks. Miss Me? So.. I have been feeling the need to mix things up a bit. I need some excitement. Goddess knows you lame shits are a yawnathon when it comes to creativity. I have seen dog turds with more potential than some of you touchholes. I am in the process of a completely different site. It’s going to have all the function this one doesn’t with a totally new feel. I am considering doing some totally new galleries.. BUT.. not until some losers DO WHAT’S RIGHT and buy Me some of the fetish clothing as well as some other outfits I want. So you whiny bastards that message Me saying I should do this.. or do that to My site, quit crying into the panties you stole from your mom and start BUYING ME THE SHIT I WANT! When Princess is HAPPY.. I feel more like throwing you dorks the crumbs you freaks are so hungry for.

My new Guess shoes arrived yesterday. They are TRES HOT! sam i am.. or as I prefer to call him.. sam i am..gonna buy Princess more shoes, bought them. Not too bad for a first timer.. of course I will be working him up to Gucci. I am pissy with Victoria’s Secret. I love their stuff but they always have some damn problem with the orders. This time they held the order because the billing address and the shipping address were different. The order was on mikeypoo’s card as usual, they should have been able to see his MULTITUDE of purchases for Me. They didn’t even NOTIFY anyone it was being held. Their customer service SUCKS! American Eagle’s customer service and shipping sucks too. It takes FOREVER for them to correct things. So now that I am all cranky… I need some retail therapy to restore My faith!!!! GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND SHOP!!!

Many of you have been asking Me about updating My Amazon wishlist…and I have FINALLY done it. I am always excited during the fall season because they have HOT HOT sales and I LOVE finding them. So get clicking.. and shopping My little bacon bits!

Amazon Wishlist

Announcement about Real Time Sessions:

I am starting to schedule sessions from mid to late October. September is already booked up..so if you are anticipating having a live session with Me, get in contact with Me to make proper arrangements.

Ok.. THE HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT.. are you ready?????

haha too damn bad…I am not giving out the full details yet but I will give you a little nibble.

I have teamed up with three other Mistresses for an awesome new project. I am not telling our secret yet but rest assured it is something FABULOUS! The Ladies joining Me on this are very experienced in BDSM and everyone brings their own flavor to this project.

The Mistresses are:
Ms. Madison ( Mean Lady Madison )
Miss Vanessa ( Humiliatrix )
Miss Nancy ( Cruel Latin Vixen )
and of course.. Me!

Stay tuned dum dum’s!